I love Supah, she is mahhhvelous! She is also patient and kind and knows that I pay her homage when I can...
So, let's get it started in here, shall we? First, I'd like to tell stickies something:
They really are...All over my desk, on my cabinets, whereever. It looks like Kathy Bates' mirror in The Family That Preys...except I don't have early onset Alzheimer's...I FEEL like it, but I don't.
I have had the month from hell and it started like this: We had a GREAT Easter Sunday. There was a complete Easter egg hunt FAIL. Little Man had his basket almost full when it dumped and he didn't notice. He was swarmed and lost all his eggs. He didn't cry but when we got home, I noticed the corners of his eyes were moist. So we spent the afternoon dying eggs and doing our own hunt. WAIT! I've already told this story, dammit. See? I needed a sticky to tell me this...OK, so the following week here's what happened:
I came home to it. After one of the worst days at work ever PLUS it was the day before Little Man's 7th birthday party and I couldn't find what I needed for his cake. I ALWAYS bake and decorate the boy's birthday cakes. Add to that the fact that my Aunt Flow came to town that morning...I laid on my bed and cried hysterically for a half hour then got up and started cleaning.
I wanted to kill the dog. Seriously. I thought he was just ill then I noticed the Easter basket on the floor....
And to top it off, I had splurged at Whole Foods and bought a tasty treat FOR THE FAMILY....Here's how THAT went...
So there it is, folks! My month in a nutshell.
*sigh....FML
Wait, one more thing before I forget (fucking Alzheimer's)
Have fun and visit Supah above for more Stick It, Tuesdays!!
9 comments:
Our dog got in the chocolate in the Easter baskets too! Pooped and puked all over the damn house for 2 days!
LMAO at your dog! That's hilarious...although, surely not to you at the time...
Hilarious!!
I have a question for you though..What is a day off? I have heard that term before but have absolutely no memory of having one! LOL
Sage,
Yup. Two days. Straight. I'm just thankful is wasn't my 120 pound Shepherd..
Famof4: Yeah, I know...But a goyl can dream, can't she?
Stacey: I still can't bring myself to laugh. I brought that fucking area rug (10x14) all the way from Khorat Thailand. He's just a lucky dog...
We finally took all the carpeting out of our house and just tiled. We have one rug in the family room. My dogs will hold the vomit and run clear across the house to puke on that one rug. Amazing control!
Isn't that the truth with the dog?? My cat can be on the tile and she'll run to the carpet to vomit!! Sigh
I hate when that shit happens (pun fully intended) with dogs. I'm glad Bissell could help get the smelly chocolate stains out...
WOW... ummm, all I can say is the first time my dog did that I cried...and cried... and cried and threatened to take him to the pound until my son's big huge eyes and quivering lip made me thing twice..
Shelle-Blok:
Yeah, he was close..I cried for over a half hour!!
sorry about the f-bomb, know you don't approve but sometimes? It's just necessary!!
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