Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Perfect Way to Embarass Your Teen SONS


Yes, I admit it...I'm a little sick and twisted mother who loves to torment her sons.  Jim can take it but David is somewhat shy.  So, the other day I found the perfect way to embarass him.  Now, be warned:  You can only pull this off once.  If you attempt this dangerous maneuver twice?  He'll never go anywhere with you again.

We were walking through the mall, waiting for Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs to start.  Great movie, by the way--yes, I cried at the end.  Look, it's hormones so leave me alone. 

AANNNYWAY, we decide to hit up their favorite teenage clothing store, Hot Topic.  Even Little Man got his book bag from school there!  He, as a matter of fact, was playing the air guitar in the middle of the store to the latest Panic At the Disco that was playing (oh yeah, I love that group) but again I'm digressing. 

As the boys are looking around, I notice that bras are on sale.  Like $50 bras for $7.98.  So, I pick out this adorable bra, hold it up and say loudly to the teenage clerk with my teenage son within earshot, "Can I try this on??"

I did, it fit, I bought it.  David wouldn't even come near the counter.....He gave me one of those, "That is soooo wrong on so many levels" looks of his.  All he said the rest of the day was, "You don't buy bras with your sons!!"


I still love the bra.....

8 comments:

whatnowdad said...

Do you think I could pull that off with my girls in the speedo section? By the way...nice bra!

Janie Woods said...

I thought so! What you can't see is the Playboy logo all over is and the little pink PB Bunny pins at the bows!!

BellaDaddy said...

OK, that is HYSTERICAL! I cant wait to get the little one to turn red...as it is now...she farts and announces it to the world...in public! One of these days, payback is a bitch ;-)

whatnowdad said...

Even better! Anything with the PB logo on it rules!

Chief said...

This is what I tell my boys... you have made my life a living hell for 13 years, I am entitled to do whatever I want, whenever I want to do it until I feel I have been completely repaid for every stitch in my crotch, hemorrhoid in my ass, stretch in my stomach and GRAY HAIR ON MY HEAD. I am thinking when I am dead sounds like a good time to stop humiliating them, but even then, I am planning to come back as their dog and piss on them while the have sex with their wives.

Damn I am sick

Chief said...

hell that's a great comment, what do I win?

Janie Woods said...

That is an AWESOME comment! I bow to you!!! Unfortunately, I have no idea where to find the awards or I would give you "Commenter of the Year"....

You suck....LOL

Martie said...

I love to cause public pain to my kids. A good way to do it is to kiss your husband in public, with the kids in attendance. I'm not talking a peck either. That kills.