Friday, August 21, 2009

My "Hmmms" This Week


This week, I've been oft-reminded of the song, "Things that make you go HMMM"...
So here's just a few.

If you're overweight, tight clothes don't make you look thin. Trust me. I want your mirror if you think they do. The hmmm--When the fuck did bra fat and belly rolls become fashionable? I'm all about being comfortable with your body, and I have nothing against fat people (see my post "I'm gonna live forever" ). But for God's sake, do humanity a favor and learn to wear age/size appropriate clothing, will you??


I got in the shower yesterday and discovered I was out of shaving cream. Not happy because I REALLY needed to shave my legs. When I questioned the MEN in my house, I was told by my teenage sons that they used it because they were out. Hmmm....Well, at least I know they're comfortable enough with their masculinity to smell like honey mango.

Remember the old saying, "Only my hairdresser knows for sure?" when the question was posed, "Are you a real blonde?" Should I change the answer to, "Only my waxing chick knows for sure?" Hmmmmm, just wondering.


I often wonder if there are cameras hidden my office that see me blogging, dad-blogging and FBing on days when there's nothing else to do. Hmmmm....

And my final "Hmmmmm" so far this week: I wonder what the reaction would be if I stood up at work and did this on my last day???

5 comments:

Jason said...

LMAO at the Dr. Phil piece LOL. hmmm indeed.

ciara said...

there are a lot of things that make me go hmmm, too lol oh man, if i had a house full of testosterone and they used all my shit, the estrogen in me would whoop all the testosterone out of them. i have no patience and i don't like ppl touching my crap. i don't know why. lol

PJ said...

We could probably write a book entitled "What the F#$% Are You Thinking". And while I do most the shopping, my wife is the one that usually handles the shower gel purchases, but I am man enough to enjoy the Apple Peach Mango Pineapple Melon Cucumber crap we have in our shower :)

Southern Sage said...

Some people surely don't have mirrors! How the hell could they? There is no way they could look in one and say yeah you look goooooood

Anti-Supermom said...

The belly fat and bra fat stuff gets me too. People don't realize that they can't necessarily wear the same bra size as they did in high school, come on people!

Funny post.