Friday, August 21, 2009
My "Hmmms" This Week
This week, I've been oft-reminded of the song, "Things that make you go HMMM"...
So here's just a few.
If you're overweight, tight clothes don't make you look thin. Trust me. I want your mirror if you think they do. The hmmm--When the fuck did bra fat and belly rolls become fashionable? I'm all about being comfortable with your body, and I have nothing against fat people (see my post "I'm gonna live forever" ). But for God's sake, do humanity a favor and learn to wear age/size appropriate clothing, will you??
I got in the shower yesterday and discovered I was out of shaving cream. Not happy because I REALLY needed to shave my legs. When I questioned the MEN in my house, I was told by my teenage sons that they used it because they were out. Hmmm....Well, at least I know they're comfortable enough with their masculinity to smell like honey mango.
Remember the old saying, "Only my hairdresser knows for sure?" when the question was posed, "Are you a real blonde?" Should I change the answer to, "Only my waxing chick knows for sure?" Hmmmmm, just wondering.
I often wonder if there are cameras hidden my office that see me blogging, dad-blogging and FBing on days when there's nothing else to do. Hmmmm....
And my final "Hmmmmm" so far this week: I wonder what the reaction would be if I stood up at work and did this on my last day???